Jason
12-03-2007, 05:05 PM
I was in a shop buying christmas decorations, the queue was massive, I was disheartened. Eventually I saw him. The devious looking chap near the till. He was at the counter, I was in the queue. The person he was with was paying for her goods he decided to pinch a bounty chocolate bar! How could this guy think he could get away with this?
I wasn't having none of this, why should he get one if I don't. I looked around the store to see if security were about to bust his ass. There was no movement. The guy was about to get away with his prize. I knew if he got away with this he would do it again, I waited till he was about to pull away from the counter and stepped in. I approach the woman next to him and say to her. "Excuse me, I think he has something he shouldn't have."
The guy knows he is busted, the woman searches him and slaps him. The guy gives me a look which says "How could you? I was so close!" But it doesn't phase me. Today I am a crime fighting mastermind. This shopping chain will not be the victim of theft when i'm around :).
This all sounds very impressive huh, I have left out a few facts. The 'devious looking chappy' was in fact a 5 year old boy in a pram. After being busted I heard him shouting 'but I want a sweetie.' Also my 'Excuse me..'line involved more sign language than words. In the excitement of catching a criminal mastermind at work I forgot how to speak heh.
Still it broke up the monotony of buying Xmas stuff.
Has anyone else busted anyone before?
I wasn't having none of this, why should he get one if I don't. I looked around the store to see if security were about to bust his ass. There was no movement. The guy was about to get away with his prize. I knew if he got away with this he would do it again, I waited till he was about to pull away from the counter and stepped in. I approach the woman next to him and say to her. "Excuse me, I think he has something he shouldn't have."
The guy knows he is busted, the woman searches him and slaps him. The guy gives me a look which says "How could you? I was so close!" But it doesn't phase me. Today I am a crime fighting mastermind. This shopping chain will not be the victim of theft when i'm around :).
This all sounds very impressive huh, I have left out a few facts. The 'devious looking chappy' was in fact a 5 year old boy in a pram. After being busted I heard him shouting 'but I want a sweetie.' Also my 'Excuse me..'line involved more sign language than words. In the excitement of catching a criminal mastermind at work I forgot how to speak heh.
Still it broke up the monotony of buying Xmas stuff.
Has anyone else busted anyone before?